WTF?

Somehow i forgot to turn off my msn one night... Some strange garbled talk appeared on my screen when i went to check it later. (It wasn't me!)

Ahem... here it goes...Edited (in blue) for your viewing pleasure!
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THE AMAZING MAD MONOLOGUE OF B. (aka. Trash)

B says:
poop (thats trash talk. Unsure of the translation to the English language. Most prob a sign of greeting)

B says:
oei (I'm AFK)

B just sent you a nudge. (I'm still AFK)

B says:
sleeping? (nope)

B says:
socialising? (wrong again)

B says:
sumone at ur hse visiting u? (3 strikes, you're out!)

B says:
yoohooo (still AFK)

B says:
i wanna gossip..... (so do I. Always happy to oblige except that I was AFK)

B says:
poo.... (Again, another piece of the trash language. One might suspect that it is a call for attention. Like how a hatchling calls for momma bird's attention when it's hungry)

B says:
haiz, must be some hot girl over at ur hse and u totally engrossed in it huh... (I wish...)

B says:
well... im perfectly good at monologing by myself! (After reading this once through, I totally agree with you)

B says:
i mean like, i COULD roleplay u and pretend to talk to u by myself!?!?! (From the caps in "COULD", as well as the "?!?!?!" at the end, I take it that you don't really want to roleplay me. Possibly coz it might drive you insane)

B says:
(lols this is just such good material for u to paste on ur blog, maybe u could name it the madness of B) (Your wish is my command... Name has been changed to protect the identity)

B says:
(hahah nvm sorrie im high, just blabbering on, u noe how i get after encounters with "C" ...)

Of course I do, you're cold one moment and hot the next. If u don't get a regular dosage of your "vitamin C". You'll be down in the dumps. Once you've taken it, you're on Cloud 9.

To the other readers, this part of the conversation may sound somewhat illegal, but let me clear your doubts and get it in the open that I am NOT pushing drugs to "B", ok? "C" is a girl, and her name has been edited to protect her identity, the identity of "B"... as well as my health.

B says:
(she is like bonus xp to me, like wyverns all tied up ready to be coup de graded for freee xp, like a rust monster chasing a metal clad paladin, like... *voice trails away....* nitey nite!)

(All those D&D analogies. Clearly he's still high... i wonder what happened?)
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Hope you enjoyed reading it.

On an end note, I leave you with this D&D joke that I heard today:
"Your mom's so fat, that when she casts "Hold Person", she just has to sit."

Thank you =p